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liveoffcoffeeandflowers:

Music video idea from the one and only, Jose Cital.

True

liveoffcoffeeandflowers:

Music video idea from the one and only, Jose Cital.

True

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Secret Confession #47

Even though I try not to reinforce the idea that smaller dicks are looked down upon, I really love fat cocks. Especially when I can tell that everyone around me has a fat cocks.

sobbbbing:

breaking news from an actual wallflower

sobbbbing:

breaking news from an actual wallflower

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Lunch Break

Working in retail during the past year has really helped me limit my crying jabs down to 10 minute intervals… sometimes 30 minute…

i can see the distance in your eyes.

olivialovesapples:

Does anyone else get really sad around their birthday? Cause every year I seem to get more and more depressed once I realize my birthday is near.

Every year!

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brain-food:

Tokyo, Japan-based mother Aya Sakai has been charting the adventures of her young son and his best friend, which just happens to be a French Bulldog. Ayasakai on Instagram and Facebook via [Reddit]

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sashagreystoilet:

rawr means “pop that pussy for a real nigga” in dinosaur

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Some days aren’t yours at all…

Some days aren’t yours at all…