I like being a BITCH!!
Sometimes, when I’m feeling in a particular mood, I practice blow jobs on bananas… Sometimes, I get really enthusiastic about it… Sometimes, I get so carried away that the banana breaks off… I can’t tell if this is a good or bad thing.
The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me.
I’m so happy Lady GaGa stood in my life and you didn’t.
Muslim headscarves? What a cruel & primitive superstition” said the...– John Fugelsang
Tears are welling up in my eyes because I realize that you are my best friend and I am yours. I love you. ~J.J.
I wish dicks tasted like spaghetti.– Sacagawea
Your BALLS smell like TORTILLAS!– John F. Kennedy
I was going to write a tumblr… But then I fell asleep. Sleep is an amazing remedy. Especially when coupled with dreams… My tumblr was going to be about how people are always ashamed of me… But sleep is amazing. I think I’m going to be sleeping a lot, since I lost my glasses.
marissa0h: Jose is a honey badger. And honey badger don’t give a shit. dovves: So there’s this new law applied for bikers. and apparently my friend Jose won’t let any laws stop him from txting or calling. What a bad bitch. He’s the guy in red in the very last minute of the video. Yeah… I guess I am…
Ha. Bitches. Ha.
Fuq all y’all. I’m a fucking phat bytch. I’m going to masturbate m’self to le heavens. “Cuz I can get away with it?”
Stupid ass word. I get by… I use peanut butter as a natural anti depressant. I feel like a Gina. My happy place is my bed.
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I’m blind. I’m blind. I’m blind. I’m blind. I have terrible priorities. I’ve nothing more to say.
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself...– God Bless Drag Queens (via fiftyrantsperday) I love it
Cry or masturbate...
Which one shall I do?
When the big world falls apart and you think that...
I’m going to do as many drugs as I want. And I’m going to go wherever I want. I’m going to make as many mistakes as I want. I’m going to be a selfish, hypocritical, judgmental bitch. Manipulative. Unhealthy. At the start of this year, I made a promise with D’Paul and some beautiful people I met in San Francisco. I promised myself that I will manifest sincerity. ...
I prefer my life to anyone else’s.
People have the stupidest thoughts. It really seems like life isn’t supposed to be taken this seriously.
Gullah island said grand parents are special and caring and loving. That’s funny because my gparents that are still alive are complete pieces of shit.
Television is the worst product of humanity… No… Humans are.– Jose
Jose and hannahs thoughts,
hannahkoyuki: What a glorious day at the park with this peyote and lemonade and nutella, dreaming of restaraunt bars in Haunted houses and poltergeists and really good homemade whiskey. Going to the himalayas, there’s this exclusive kite flying club that we personally got invited to by Ian hibbel. So we’ll be flying our Charlie Chaplin kites as the northern lights shine upon us. I’ll...
I’m hella fucking cute.– Pope Benedict XVI
Some dumb shit
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I got jemimah breaking my fucking hip. Uncomfortable car rides. Mother fucker cunt sucker YOU CAN JUST GO
cartoon blues: i never knew what the word hate... →
lalalindseee: i never knew what the word hate meant before i met azario lopez. now you make it easier to understand the definition each and every passing day. i will never understand why you can’t keep my name out of your mouth after all this time… it’s probably out of pure jealously that i am happy and you… I love Lindsey.
A part of you has grown in me and so you see its you me together forever and...– Sean Donovan
I spend a lot of my time in my bed crying or masturbating. They’re very similar. They both are very cathartic, therapeutic. They are both things that are self indulgent and I am grateful that I can do both, since they are great ways to cope and destress from the mundane struggles of every day life. They both involve an expulsion of emotion, sound, and bodily fluids. And whenever I’m finished...
I like forgetting
Friends and video games help.
And now there’s not much left to say. Transience is the only permanent state of being. I’ve been through this before. When everyone graduated and I had to stay behind for my own senior year, it was complete shit, devoid of any sense of life. But that was just on a high school level. Now I get to feel it on a deeper level, as many of the important figures in my life start their...
Hearts Like Dominoes
I was alone in the room full of friends and strangers. I was hiding from everyone in the bushes, crying, trying to make sense of things. “Everyone changes. If any amount of time passes through people, things change. Things won’t be the same between two people. Do you think when I come back that things will be the same? No. They won’t. I’m going to try my best to stay over...
Everyone’s drunk and I hate everything.
Oh, the irony...
I’m really high and there is cookie dough in the fridge and I can’t eat it because my mother will know i’m high if I do.