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May 2011

71 posts

I guess...

I should move to san francisco now…

May 31, 2011
We Can Be Strong

Shall I go chase my hazy dreams of heaven?

Do I have another go at SF?

Can I handle it?

I have to shit.

May 27, 20111 note
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Listen

AGAIN, BITCH

May 24, 2011193 notes

I think all I wanna do is listen to lady gaga and play mass effect for the rest of this summer.

May 24, 2011
Jar Molded By Past Mistakes: The dependency of someone on relationships to be stable & happy is... → dovves.tumblr.com

dovves:

The dependency of someone on relationships to be stable & happy is just too sad. I see people chase it; it’s ubiquitous, the eyes of haunting desperate-to-feel-good-about-themselves typa people. I wouldn’t really blame them, it is pretty good to feel wanted, missed and loved.

But my point is,…

Thanks, BYTCH

May 23, 201111 notes
Time for self pity

I want to scream so many things, but really, my main source of anger is the fact that my expectations will never parallel my realities. Ever.

No matter how much I lower my expectations…

That’s why I turn to gaga. She’s like this figment of my imagination I can always count on. That’s why she matters so much to me. Everyone else can hate, everyone else can look down on my idolization, but really, in a world like this, can you really judge me for having one escape?

Can you really judge me for adapting to my environment?

It’s the only way things make sense my head.

May 21, 20112 notes
Dear penis

Thank you for everything you do.

May 20, 2011
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May 19, 20112,052 notes
Can we please get high together?

Yes.

May 19, 20111 note
“I left my entire family, got the cheapest apartment I could find, and ate shit until somebody would listen.” —

Lady GaGa (via cinnamon-spider)

I wanna do this.

May 18, 201163 notes
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May 18, 201122 notes
“I promise you, I’ll never let you down. I promise to give you the greatest album of this decade.The funny thing is that some people have reduced freedom to a brand. They think that it’s trendy now to be free. They think it’s trendy to be excited about your identity. When in truth, there is nothing trendy about Born This Way. This connection that we all share is something so much deeper than a wig or lipstick or an outfit, or a fucking meat dress. Born This Way is about what keeps us up at night and what makes us afraid.” —Lady Gaga (via gagaheaven)
May 17, 2011119 notes
May 17, 2011
May 17, 201129 notes
EVERYONE SHOULD STOP BEING SO FUCKING DRAMATIC

If I’m not doing it, you shouldn’t be either.

Duh.

May 17, 20111 note
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May 17, 201114 notes
  • Jose: Honestly though, I'm weary of this stale life. Let's create film and start living.
  • Anonymous: that seems like something worth living for.
May 16, 2011
To The Experts!: Derails on Gaga's Appropriation → totheexperts.tumblr.com

primitive-red:

adailyriot:

**Trigger warning for apologism, privilege denial**

I thought I’d make a list from the notes of the Gaga Goes Geisha fiasco. These are the apologist marks made in defence of Lady Gaga so far:

  • THIS WAS IN THE SUN THEREFORE IT CAN’T BE TRUE
  • THIS ISN’T GAGA’S FAULT, SHE DIDN’T WRITE THE HEADLINE/COME UP WITH THE IDEAS FOR THE ASIAN ISSUE
  • AS A WHITE PERSON, I DECREE THAT THIS IS NOT OFFENSIVE
  • THIS ISN’T A FULL REPRESENTATION OF GEISHAS AND/OR JAPANESE CULTURE, THEREFORE IT IS NOT OFFENSIVE APPROPRIATION
  • THIS IS FROM THAT SONG ‘I’M TURNING JAPANESE’ BY THE VAPORS, THEREFORE IT CAN’T BE RACIST
  • YOU’RE ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE SHE’S QUEER
  • YOU’RE ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE SHE’S TALENTED
  • YOU’RE ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE YOU’RE AN [ABLEIST SLUR]
  • TELL ME HOW IT IS APPROPRIATION BUT THERE’S NO GUARANTEE I’LL LISTEN
  • IT’S NOT AS BAD AS KE$HA, THEREFORE IT’S FINE
  • SHE’S TRYING TO HELP JAPAN, SHE RAISED MONEY!
  • SHE SAID SHE LIKES JAPAN!
  • PEOPLE SHOULDN’T TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY
  • IF GAGA WANTED TO TURN JAPANESE, SHE’D TURN INTO THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING JAPANESE PERSON IN HISTORY
  • HATERS GONNA HATE

Apologists always come out of the woodwork, but 50% of reblogs on this post seem to be apologism. Lady Gaga fans appear to be the biggest apologists of all.

Lady Gaga fans appear to be the biggest idiots of all time.  (No offensive Jose, I love you).

I’m not an idiot, nor do I apologize for anything.

May 16, 201140 notes
Listen

mrtulitooo:

“Tonight I want you to let go of all of you insecurities….” 

 FUCK YES!

May 15, 2011193 notes
As long as we smoke some pot...

Then it’s all water under the bridge.

May 15, 20111 note
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May 14, 20112 notes
“i’ll stab her in the stomach and say “THIS IS FOR JOSE” and then i’ll look into her eyes and say “and this, this is for the KITTY!!!” and then twist and gouge all the further.” —Marissa Overstreet
May 14, 2011
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May 14, 201146 notes
Hair Lady Gaga

FUCK YEA

ferrothornn:

And I’ll die living just as free as my hair 

May 14, 20111 note
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May 14, 20114 notes
I'VE KISSED THREE PEOPLE

And I don’t give a shit about any of them.

I just wanted to post this in response to Sean’s latest tumble.

May 14, 20111 note
“i don’t even feel like that’s something to hate someone for. you can just wash it off. lol.” —Eric Martinez
May 14, 20111 note
I would've woke up jose i wouldve!

I KNOW YOU WOULD HAVE! I actually wanted to invite you, but I knew that you wouldn’t come.

May 14, 20111 note
I hate most people

Tonight helped reinforce that thought. It was just one bad party, and I shouldn’t let it ruin things, I know.

I don’t want to be here anymore.

May 14, 20112 notes

I have an undying love for GaGa. The end.

May 13, 2011
May 13, 20117 notes
Jose Cital, on life.
  • Sean: I just started using tumblr.
  • Jose: Oh.
  • Sean: You just posted in October, two months ago, so don't act all high and mighty because you don't use it anymore.
  • Jose: DON'T ACT HIGH AND MIGHTY BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO ANAL!?!
  • Sean: ...what?
May 12, 20114 notes
When did I forget about my dreams?

I had so many dreams…

And Lady GaGa just rebirthed them.

May 11, 2011

I get the sexiest veins in my arm when I’m wiping my ass.

May 11, 2011

I don’t like it when people choose to watch videos on their laptops and only show it to everyone but me. Especially when I can’t see.

May 11, 20111 note
"I don't think it's *unattractive*."

Huh?

May 10, 2011

Sometimes I feel like following certain people’s tumblrs just so I can judge them.

May 10, 2011
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May 9, 2011
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May 9, 2011
Hay un amigo en mi

Here’s my version of it…

Eternal whirlwind

I have harbored since childhood.

May 9, 2011
'Cause you tell funny stories, and butcher songs.

Oh yay! You should see me drunk.

May 9, 20111 note

Hooray for damage control.

May 8, 2011
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