September 2011
37 posts
Sep 30th
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lalalindseee: i drank a bottle of whiskey and then i fucked my girlfriend real good i think i am bukowski but i am not - the majority of the “poets” on tumblr
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
Sep 28th
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Life's Better With An Audience
I performed this while a homeless drunk man yelled slurs at me and told me I sucked. This is dedicated to anyone who has ever smiled when everything around them told them that they shouldn’t. This is the part where I bear my soul, right? Excuse me, but this is the part where you all receive my words, right? This is the part where the passionate street performer gets rewarded for his...
Sep 28th
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“Maybe if you waxed your asshole, you’d be able to make more friends…”
– Todd Palin
Sep 26th
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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“I jizzed in my dress”
– From my feminist friend, Hannah.
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
Things To Remember When You’re In A Relationship «... →
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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When somebody says
famey: “You’re fat” “You’re ugly” “Lady Gaga sucks”
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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“Grace is a child’s head buried in a pillow or asleep in the dugout. Grace is...”
– Derrick Brown, What I Learned In Church This poem came out of a feeling of fondness for the failures in human beings. (via holdonmagnolia)
Sep 12th
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Sep 11th
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I think humans are broken little creatures.
Sep 11th
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“I got good at feeling bad and that’s why I’m still here.”
– Kimya Dawson
Sep 10th
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Sep 6th
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For Kevin and Angelina →
Sep 4th
Jew-Faggot!
Sep 4th
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Forever Hungry.
I love consistency. The people who remain in my life now, and the people who aren’t, they’re all quite consistent. I am learning.
Sep 1st
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