Lunch Break Without Pay: Genisis →
Genesis? More like GenIUS! withoutpay: After much deliberation with the snake I decided that I was far too famished to make a decision to eat the most delicious fruit in the garden. “You might as well just eat the damn apple, then,” said the snake. I couldn’t argue with his logic. The fruit was indeed right there and if I were too…
Lunch Break Without Pay: The Religion of Shit →
lushinator: withoutpay: There comes a time in the life of a bullshitter where they have to make the decision to believe their own shit or dismiss it all in one dramatic swoop that will change the rest of their interpersonal life. By accepting the shit one is effectively eating their own words, which as their past shows,… I get bored during work :/ How precise. C:
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Everything is bullshit.
I already do all these things! Yay! →
unchartedkaleidoscopeheart: excuse-my-charisma: Dear Class of 2011, As you begin your college experience, I thought I’d leave you with the things that, in retrospect, I think are important as you navigate the next four years. I hope that some of them are helpful. Here goes… Your friends will change a lot over the next four years. Let them. Call someone you love back home a few times a week,...
My Life in Fresno
josecital: Masturbate, Cry, Eat, Do Chores, or Facebook while my baby brother plays video games. Occasionally join him in playing video games. Wait for dad to get home to collect money or food from him. bike somewhere, usually around clinton-brawley area and proceed to either A.) Drink B.) Smoke C.) Both or D.) Neither. Hang out at Rosendo’s, Hannah’s, Olivia’s, or Marissa’s while doing all...
The Elephant Man
josecital: I’m excited and happy. And hopeful. If Jesse really does somehow manage to get me back to SF, it would really blow my mind. To have a friend who will actually do such a favor for me would be wonderful. What a guy. Dear Jesse, I <3 you. Sincerely, Jose.
Marissa: Just get a job and make enough money to smoke pot all the time comfortably?
Jose Cital: Isn't that what you're suppose to do after college?