May 2012
16 posts
May 31st
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olivialovesapples asked: how did you know it was me ;0
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: I WANNA TAKE A HUGE WATER SHIT ON YOU
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
May 26th
hannahkoyuki asked: I <3 you Jose. You are a gem.
May 26th
smashedcup asked: Unblock me on facebook already.
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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May 21st
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Uncomfortable Truths
Everytime I touch my penis, I get an erection. This makes pooping troublesome.
May 17th
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May 13th
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“If you don’t wanna eat my pussy, what DO you wanna do with me?”
– George Washington Carver on his “Peanut Pussy”
May 13th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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