Who DOESN’T wanna have sex?
Why does every girl I know shoves pennies up her chocha when they’re on...– Queen Elizabeth
Remember when I showed you my dildo and you showed me your period stains?– That was yesterday…
Well that’s what happens when you hang out with low brow people…...– Eddie Brennan
AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE PENETRATED FUCKHOLES THAT WILL BE IN MY WAKE WHEN THE LUSHINATOR’S BELL COMES RING RING RINGIN FOR ME
Tonight, I’ve witnessed the truth incarnate. Tonight, I’ve been burdened with the title of Watchful Observer because Lushinator is too busy going out and fulfilling other roles, I’m sure… So for tonight, I was Watchful Observer. Oh I watched… And I observed…. And Let me tell you, I ain’t never seen something as twisted as a mother fucker’s...
The only things men are good for are their fuckholes.– Eleanor Roosevelt
Japanese is like the New York of China.– Tommy Ramirez