July 2012
13 posts
Who DOESN’T wanna have sex?
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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“Why does every girl I know shoves pennies up her chocha when they’re on...”
– Queen Elizabeth
Jul 14th
“Remember when I showed you my dildo and you showed me your period stains?”
– That was yesterday…
Jul 14th
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“Well that’s what happens when you hang out with low brow people…...”
– Eddie Brennan
Jul 13th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 9th
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AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE PENETRATED FUCKHOLES THAT WILL BE IN MY WAKE WHEN THE LUSHINATOR’S BELL COMES RING RING RINGIN FOR ME
Jul 8th
Absolution
Tonight, I’ve witnessed the truth incarnate.  Tonight, I’ve been burdened with the title of Watchful Observer because Lushinator is too busy going out and fulfilling other roles, I’m sure… So for tonight, I was Watchful Observer. Oh I watched… And I observed…. And Let me tell you, I ain’t never seen something as twisted as a mother fucker’s...
Jul 8th
Jul 6th
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“The only things men are good for are their fuckholes.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
Jul 6th
“Japanese is like the New York of China.”
– Tommy Ramirez
Jul 3rd
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Jul 2nd
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